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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3888
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, January 30, 2011 - 06:44 pm: | 
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"Homeland Security" here in America in the very beginning. 
FYI_ I am part Cherokee Indian.
Ol' Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3982
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 06:45 pm: |
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How about a lit'l grown-up R rated humor ?
No !! Not without protection !!
Aww !! Come on, this is funny ! <snicker>
Ol' Bob
Footnote:
I might be overstepping my bounds with Rise', by golly.
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CiscoKidney07
Forum Leader
Username: Gregg
Post Number: 4537
Registered: 03-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 07:28 pm: |
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LOL!! Maybe it is a little more than R Rated.
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3983
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 08:01 pm: |
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Cisco, it's not as if we all don't know about the birds and the beas, I can't find anything vulgar about this caption, NO more than what we see on TV these days. Now, that's a horse of a different color, by golly. <chuckle>
I myself, think this is kinda' cute.
Ol' Bob
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Hostess Rise'
Board Administrator
Username: Rise
Post Number: 15839
Registered: 05-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 08:22 pm: |
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LOL thank you so much!! for making me smile.
I really truly needed that.
keep the humour coming PLEASE!
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Jack R
Forum Leader
Username: Jack_r
Post Number: 353
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 09:21 pm: |
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Ole Bob,
Thought for a minute you posted a picture of you in your hospital gown.
Cardiac history going back to 1993. Heart Transplant received in Oct. 2004. Interesting first year and have been very physically active ever since. I currently am pro-active with the SE PA. Gift of Life and a member of Johns Hopkins patient administered Heart Transplant Foundation.
Exercise - look around you and don't tell me you can't -Blog |
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3984
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 09:31 pm: |
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Jack, is this the one you are referring to? 
Ol' Bob
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Hostess Meagan
Forum Leader
Username: Newheart14
Post Number: 1764
Registered: 01-2009
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 09:52 pm: |
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I love this one Bob. I was in this predicament not too long ago.  You know what? You really don't care what's hanging out when you feel like crap .. lol.
Forum Leader
Heart-Liver Transplant - February 14, 2008
Toronto General Hospital, Toronto, Canada
Idiopathic dilated cardiomyopathy 1991 and CHF
- Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept trying when there seemed to be no hope at all - Dale Carnegie
- Bumps in the road can sometimes be mountains, so I have learned to climb mountains - Meagan
Meagan's Blog |
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3985
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 09:56 pm: |
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" You really don't care what's hanging out when you feel like crap "
I fully agree with you, Meagan. LOL
Ol' Bob.
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Jack R
Forum Leader
Username: Jack_r
Post Number: 354
Registered: 08-2010
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 06:43 am: |
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No, forgot about that one - it was up above and right below your Cherokee (rich heritage) posting.
Have a nice day.
Cardiac history going back to 1993. Heart Transplant received in Oct. 2004. Interesting first year and have been very physically active ever since. I currently am pro-active with the SE PA. Gift of Life and a member of Johns Hopkins patient administered Heart Transplant Foundation.
Exercise - look around you and don't tell me you can't -Blog |
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3986
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 08:55 am: |
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In regards to my post above:...... " NO more than what we see on TV these days. Now, that's a horse of a different color, by golly. <chuckle> "
A quote heard back in the '50s:
"I'm afraid to send my kids to the
movies any more. Ever since they
let Clark Gable get by with saying
DAMN in 'GONE WITH THE WIND',
it seems every new movie has
either HELL or DAMN in it."
Ol' Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3987
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 09:36 am: |
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Free Health Care at your nearest airport.... 
In case you're interested.
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and
a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.
Ol' Bob
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CiscoKidney07
Forum Leader
Username: Gregg
Post Number: 4539
Registered: 03-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 10:37 am: |
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That poor old lady keeps running, but just never gets away! LOL!! She must have heard the rumors that they do colonoscopies with a garden hose!
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3988
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 11:44 am: |
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.....or very possibly with a fire hose. <Chuckle> 
Ol' Bob
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Hostess Rise'
Board Administrator
Username: Rise
Post Number: 15845
Registered: 05-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 01:09 pm: |
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LMAO~ you are all a hoot.
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Hostess Rise'
Board Administrator
Username: Rise
Post Number: 15846
Registered: 05-2003
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 01:09 pm: |
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LMAO~ you are all very funny today. Keep the jokes coming.
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3992
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 04:07 pm: |
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What's life without laughter??
Proverbs 17:22
A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.
If you see someone without a smile___Give 'em one of yours. 
Ol' Bob
P.S. Rise' , I love your laughing baby in your above thread, by golly. <chuckle>
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Hostess Meagan
Forum Leader
Username: Newheart14
Post Number: 1767
Registered: 01-2009
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 04:58 pm: |
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Keep 'em coming Bob 
Forum Leader
Heart-Liver Transplant - February 14, 2008
Toronto General Hospital, Toronto, Canada
Idiopathic dilated cardiomyopathy 1991 and CHF
- Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept trying when there seemed to be no hope at all - Dale Carnegie
- Bumps in the road can sometimes be mountains, so I have learned to climb mountains - Meagan
Meagan's Blog |
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 3996
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 07:28 pm: |
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My own personal philosophy:
It's a mystery for the ages: Why are some people happy and others less so? And if we knew the secrets of happy people, could we practice them and become happier ourselves?
Ol' Bob
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CiscoKidney07
Forum Leader
Username: Gregg
Post Number: 4540
Registered: 03-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 07:55 pm: |
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The way I figger it, a person might as well be happy. Too many things that people get excited about are things that they have no control over anyway, so why get bent out of shape about them? It also makes people know that you are much more serious when you do get excited about something that happens.
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4025
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, March 13, 2011 - 07:55 pm: |
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.....just joking, ladies.
I told you to shut your beak and chirp when chirped to only !!!!! Now, hush !!!!
Ol' Bob
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Hostess Rise'
Board Administrator
Username: Rise
Post Number: 15872
Registered: 05-2003
| | Posted on Sunday, March 13, 2011 - 08:23 pm: |
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Nice photo Bob! LOL
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4080
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 - 07:44 pm: |
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For our pals across the big pond in England: 
.......since we drive on the other side of the roadways.
Ol' Bob
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Lisa Wyeth
Member
Username: Lisamark
Post Number: 20
Registered: 06-2007
| | Posted on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 - 11:47 pm: |
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I have this one on my office wall. I have a giggle everytime I pass it.
Double Lung 14th April 2004
In Auckland - New Zealand
Disease - LAM |
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4083
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, April 14, 2011 - 12:05 am: |
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Lisa, I absolutely love this. Hearing problems can be a problem most times.
Ol' Bob
P.S. Not meant to poke fun at folks with hearing disability
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4146
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Friday, May 13, 2011 - 09:40 am: |
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I finally got the book that will help you understand women better. Let me know if you need a copy!
 
You gotta' love 'em, though.
Ol' Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4158
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2011 - 11:24 pm: |
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Retirement years:
SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL,
MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!
Ol' Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4164
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, May 22, 2011 - 11:53 pm: |
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We decided it's time for a name change, so we renamed our lit'l castle in the country..... 
We now refer to our homestead as the......... 
Ol' Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4188
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Monday, June 13, 2011 - 01:49 pm: |
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Inside every old person is a young person saying,
"What the heck happened?"
Ol' Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4189
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Monday, June 13, 2011 - 07:38 pm: |
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The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for
a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill,
and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When
the barber went to open his shop the next morning,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and
when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm
doing community service this week.' The cop was
happy and left the shop. The next morning when
the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut,
and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again
replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The Congressman
Was very happy and left the shop. The next morning,
when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country
and the politicians who run it.
Ol' Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4211
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 28, 2011 - 10:21 pm: |
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Complete vs Finished
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I beg to differ because, there is :
When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".
And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !
Ol' Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4301
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 - 04:28 pm: |
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Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
Allan shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc can I ask you a question?' The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan. Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, 'Try doing it with the engine running.'
Ol; Bob
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4571
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, May 06, 2012 - 05:26 pm: |
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I am compelled to post a bit of humor along with my very serious posts, as you can see by this....
"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy." 
Ol' Bob
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CiscoKidney07
Forum Leader
Username: Gregg
Post Number: 5486
Registered: 03-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, June 10, 2012 - 04:40 pm: |
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Looks like my profile years ago, except I would not have been caught dead drinking popular American beer. All the beer I drank contained lanolin to keep my stomach soft and lovely.
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