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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3888
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Sunday, January 30, 2011 - 04:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

"Homeland Security" here in America in the very beginning.

FYI_ I am part Cherokee Indian.
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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3982
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 04:45 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

How about a lit'l grown-up R rated humor ?

NO !!

No !! Not without protection !!

Aww !! Come on, this is funny ! <snicker>

Ol' Bob

Footnote:
I might be overstepping my bounds with Rise', by golly.
Texas Bob
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CiscoKidney07
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Username: Gregg

Post Number: 4537
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 05:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

LOL!! Maybe it is a little more than R Rated.
There are not too many things in life worth working my butt off for, but my health is one of them

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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3983
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 06:01 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Cisco, it's not as if we all don't know about the birds and the beas, I can't find anything vulgar about this caption, NO more than what we see on TV these days. Now, that's a horse of a different color, by golly. <chuckle>

I myself, think this is kinda' cute.

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Hostess Rise'
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Post Number: 15839
Registered: 05-2003
Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 06:22 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

LOL thank you so much!! for making me smile.

I really truly needed that.

keep the humour coming PLEASE!
CF- dx at 2yrs. 2nd double lung tx-05

Debra Fertel MD- Jackson Memorial Hospital Si Pham MD, Professor of Surgery

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Jack R
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Post Number: 353
Registered: 08-2010
Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 07:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Ole Bob,
Thought for a minute you posted a picture of you in your hospital gown.
Cardiac history going back to 1993. Heart Transplant received in Oct. 2004. Interesting first year and have been very physically active ever since. I currently am pro-active with the SE PA. Gift of Life and a member of Johns Hopkins patient administered Heart Transplant Foundation.

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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3984
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 07:31 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Jack, is this the one you are referring to? I C U gown

Ol' Bob
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Hostess Meagan
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Post Number: 1764
Registered: 01-2009
Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 07:52 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I love this one Bob. I was in this predicament not too long ago. You know what? You really don't care what's hanging out when you feel like crap .. lol.
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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3985
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 2011 - 07:56 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

" You really don't care what's hanging out when you feel like crap "

I fully agree with you, Meagan. LOL

Ol' Bob.
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
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Jack R
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Post Number: 354
Registered: 08-2010
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 04:43 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

No, forgot about that one - it was up above and right below your Cherokee (rich heritage) posting.
Have a nice day.
Cardiac history going back to 1993. Heart Transplant received in Oct. 2004. Interesting first year and have been very physically active ever since. I currently am pro-active with the SE PA. Gift of Life and a member of Johns Hopkins patient administered Heart Transplant Foundation.

Exercise - look around you and don't tell me you can't -Blog
Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3986
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 06:55 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

In regards to my post above:...... " NO more than what we see on TV these days. Now, that's a horse of a different color, by golly. <chuckle> "

A quote heard back in the '50s:
"I'm afraid to send my kids to the
movies any more. Ever since they
let Clark Gable get by with saying
DAMN in 'GONE WITH THE WIND',
it seems every new movie has
either HELL or DAMN in it."


Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
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Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3987
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 07:36 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Free Health Care at your nearest airport....

In case you're interested.

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and
a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bod Heart Transplant Story

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CiscoKidney07
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Username: Gregg

Post Number: 4539
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 08:37 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

That poor old lady keeps running, but just never gets away! LOL!! She must have heard the rumors that they do colonoscopies with a garden hose!
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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3988
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 09:44 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

.....or very possibly with a fire hose. <Chuckle>

Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
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Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
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Hostess Rise'
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Post Number: 15845
Registered: 05-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 11:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

LMAO~ you are all a hoot.
CF- dx at 2yrs. 2nd double lung tx-05

Debra Fertel MD- Jackson Memorial Hospital Si Pham MD, Professor of Surgery

Anas Hadeh MD, Cleveland Clinic, Weston, Florida Cystic Fibrosis consultant- Critical Care and Sleep Medicine

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Hostess Rise'
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Post Number: 15846
Registered: 05-2003
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 11:09 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

LMAO~ you are all very funny today. Keep the jokes coming.
CF- dx at 2yrs. 2nd double lung tx-05

Debra Fertel MD- Jackson Memorial Hospital Si Pham MD, Professor of Surgery

Anas Hadeh MD, Cleveland Clinic, Weston, Florida Cystic Fibrosis consultant- Critical Care and Sleep Medicine

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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 3992
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 02:07 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

What's life without laughter??


Proverbs 17:22
A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.



If you see someone without a smile___Give 'em one of yours.

Ol' Bob

P.S. Rise' , I love your laughing baby in your above thread, by golly. <chuckle>
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bod Heart Transplant Story

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Hostess Meagan
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Post Number: 1767
Registered: 01-2009
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 02:58 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Keep 'em coming Bob
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Toronto General Hospital, Toronto, Canada
Idiopathic dilated cardiomyopathy 1991 and CHF

- Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept trying when there seemed to be no hope at all - Dale Carnegie
- Bumps in the road can sometimes be mountains, so I have learned to climb mountains - Meagan

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Happy2Bhere
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Username: Happy2bhere

Post Number: 3996
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 05:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

My own personal philosophy:


It's a mystery for the ages: Why are some people happy and others less so? And if we knew the secrets of happy people, could we practice them and become happier ourselves?

Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
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Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
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CiscoKidney07
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Username: Gregg

Post Number: 4540
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Wednesday, March 02, 2011 - 05:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

The way I figger it, a person might as well be happy. Too many things that people get excited about are things that they have no control over anyway, so why get bent out of shape about them? It also makes people know that you are much more serious when you do get excited about something that happens.
There are not too many things in life worth working my butt off for, but my health is one of them

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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 4025
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Sunday, March 13, 2011 - 04:55 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

.....just joking, ladies.

I told you to shut your beak and chirp when chirped to only !!!!! Now, hush !!!!


Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
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Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bod Heart Transplant Story

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Hostess Rise'
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Username: Rise

Post Number: 15872
Registered: 05-2003
Posted on Sunday, March 13, 2011 - 05:23 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Nice photo Bob! LOL
CF- dx at 2yrs. 2nd double lung tx-05

Debra Fertel MD- Jackson Memorial Hospital Si Pham MD, Professor of Surgery

Anas Hadeh MD, Cleveland Clinic, Weston, Florida Cystic Fibrosis consultant- Critical Care and Sleep Medicine

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Happy2Bhere
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Username: Happy2bhere

Post Number: 4080
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 - 04:44 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

For our pals across the big pond in England:


.......since we drive on the other side of the roadways.

Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
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Lisa Wyeth
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Username: Lisamark

Post Number: 20
Registered: 06-2007
Posted on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 - 08:47 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I have this one on my office wall. I have a giggle everytime I pass it.
application/pdf
20110414134202637.pdf (363.3 k)

Double Lung 14th April 2004
In Auckland - New Zealand
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Happy2Bhere
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Username: Happy2bhere

Post Number: 4083
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 - 09:05 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Lisa, I absolutely love this. Hearing problems can be a problem most times.



Ol' Bob
P.S. Not meant to poke fun at folks with hearing disability
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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Post Number: 4146
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Friday, May 13, 2011 - 06:40 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I finally got the book that will help you understand women better. Let me know if you need a copy!



You gotta' love 'em, though.


Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 4158
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Thursday, May 19, 2011 - 08:24 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Retirement years:

SENIOR CITIZENS
ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!



Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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Happy2Bhere
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Username: Happy2bhere

Post Number: 4164
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Sunday, May 22, 2011 - 08:53 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

We decided it's time for a name change, so we renamed our lit'l castle in the country.....

We now refer to our homestead as the.........

Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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Happy2Bhere
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Username: Happy2bhere

Post Number: 4188
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Monday, June 13, 2011 - 10:49 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Inside every old person is a young person saying,

"What the heck happened?"



Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
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Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 4189
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Monday, June 13, 2011 - 04:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for
a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill,
and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'

The florist was pleased and left the shop. When
the barber went to open his shop the next morning,
there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and
when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm
doing community service this week.' The cop was
happy and left the shop. The next morning when
the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at
his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut,
and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again
replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The Congressman
Was very happy and left the shop. The next morning,
when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental
difference between the citizens of our country
and the politicians who run it.



Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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Happy2Bhere
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Post Number: 4211
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Tuesday, June 28, 2011 - 07:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Complete vs Finished

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.
Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I beg to differ because, there is :

When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !



Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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Happy2Bhere
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Username: Happy2bhere

Post Number: 4301
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Thursday, October 06, 2011 - 01:28 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Allan, a mechanic, was removing a cylinder head from a Harley-Davidson motorbike, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his garage. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

Allan shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc can I ask you a question?' The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to Allan. Allan straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine. I also can open hearts, take valves out, fix'em, put in new parts and when I finish this will work just like a new one. So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered in Allan's ear, 'Try doing it with the engine running.'

Ol; Bob
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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Happy2Bhere
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Username: Happy2bhere

Post Number: 4571
Registered: 02-2008
Posted on Sunday, May 06, 2012 - 02:26 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I am compelled to post a bit of humor along with my very serious posts, as you can see by this....

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

Ol' Bob
Texas Bob
My Organ Donor Tees

Heart Transplant performed Jan 28th 1991
Bob Heart Transplant Story

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CiscoKidney07
Forum Leader
Username: Gregg

Post Number: 5486
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Sunday, June 10, 2012 - 01:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Looks like my profile years ago, except I would not have been caught dead drinking popular American beer. All the beer I drank contained lanolin to keep my stomach soft and lovely.
Never underestimate what you can do if you believe

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