Join Our Mailing List
Visit our blog  Find us on Google+  Find us on Pinterest  Like us on Facebook  Follow us on Twitter


Safe Eggs
Log Out | Topics | Edit Profile
Forum Archive

Humorous quotes Log Out | Topics | Register | Edit Profile Forums » Join our Facebook Community » Humorous quotes « Previous Next »
Author Message
Frank J.
Forum Leader
Username: Txaggie86

Post Number: 261
Registered: 03-2009
Posted on Tuesday, September 20, 2011 - 05:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I was looking around for a quote to replace my signature and I found a few humorous quotes that I had to share.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Rodney Dangerfield

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Steven Wright

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill Cosby

Got any that you want to share?
Frank Jones
Liver Transplants at Emory University Hospital, Atlanta, GA April 2005 and April 2006.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread. - Bill Cosby
Forum Leader
Username: Gregg

Post Number: 4928
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Tuesday, September 20, 2011 - 08:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

When clowns die, do they smell funny?
There are not too many things in life worth working my butt off for, but my health is one of them

Check out my daily fitness blog postings

Add Your Message Here
Bold text Italics Underline Create a hyperlink Insert a clipart image

Username: Posting Information:
This is a private posting area. Only registered users and moderators may post messages here.
Options: Automatically activate URLs in message
Topics | Last Day | Last Week | Tree View | User List | Help/Instructions | Program Credits Administration
Contact Us
Established 2000 ©