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Frank J.
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Username: Txaggie86

Post Number: 261
Registered: 03-2009
Posted on Tuesday, September 20, 2011 - 05:32 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I was looking around for a quote to replace my signature and I found a few humorous quotes that I had to share.

When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Rodney Dangerfield

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Steven Wright

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Old is always fifteen years from now.
Bill Cosby

Got any that you want to share?
Frank Jones
Liver Transplants at Emory University Hospital, Atlanta, GA April 2005 and April 2006.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread. - Bill Cosby
CiscoKidney07
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Username: Gregg

Post Number: 4928
Registered: 03-2008
Posted on Tuesday, September 20, 2011 - 08:02 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

When clowns die, do they smell funny?
There are not too many things in life worth working my butt off for, but my health is one of them

Check out my daily fitness blog postings

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