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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4610
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Saturday, June 02, 2012 - 09:08 am: | 
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.....you can move all the continents of the world on a map and create a pic of a chicken?
Ol' Bob
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Hostess Rise'
Board Administrator
Username: Rise
Post Number: 17409
Registered: 05-2003
| | Posted on Saturday, June 02, 2012 - 01:58 pm: |
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Very nice photo Bob! LOL
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4611
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, June 03, 2012 - 07:24 pm: |
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....except it won't lay eggs. <chuckle>
Ol' Bob
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Bob2006
Member
Username: Delgador
Post Number: 250
Registered: 06-2008
| | Posted on Sunday, June 03, 2012 - 08:18 pm: |
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Bob,
I bet you know why chickens lay eggs....
The other Bob
Liver TX 7/31/2006 due to HCC
Dr. Jang Moon & Dr. Andreas Tzakis - UM/JMH |
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4612
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Monday, June 04, 2012 - 05:32 am: |
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No, I never have taken that question under consideration. Bob.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Ol' Bob
P.S. I'm anxious to read the answer.
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Bob2006
Member
Username: Delgador
Post Number: 251
Registered: 06-2008
| | Posted on Monday, June 04, 2012 - 09:55 am: |
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Because if they drop'em they break 
Liver TX 7/31/2006 due to HCC
Dr. Jang Moon & Dr. Andreas Tzakis - UM/JMH |
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CiscoKidney07
Forum Leader
Username: Gregg
Post Number: 5483
Registered: 03-2008
| | Posted on Monday, June 04, 2012 - 10:50 am: |
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A traveling salesman is driving down a country road at 55 miles an hour. Much to his surprise, he looks next to him and sees a three legged chicken running right along side the car. So, he speeds up to 65 miles per hour and looks beside the car. Man this chicken is just running like hell! So, he speeds up to 75 miles per hour, at which point the chicken tails off. The salesman is in a state of shock. He has never seen anything like that in his life. He just has to tell someone. So, he goes to the next farm he can see in the distance, goes up to the farmer and says, "You should have seen this three legged chicken I just saw!" The farmer replied, "You don't have to tell me about those stupid chickens, I was the one who bred them that way. At Sunday dinner, there are always three of us--my wife, my son and me, all who want a chicken leg." The salesman is curious, so he asks, "What do they taste like?" To which the farmer replied, "I dunno, we never caught one!"
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Bob2006
Member
Username: Delgador
Post Number: 252
Registered: 06-2008
| | Posted on Monday, June 04, 2012 - 01:24 pm: |
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Now that's a good one!!
Liver TX 7/31/2006 due to HCC
Dr. Jang Moon & Dr. Andreas Tzakis - UM/JMH |
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Happy2Bhere
Forum Leader
Username: Happy2bhere
Post Number: 4616
Registered: 02-2008
| | Posted on Monday, June 04, 2012 - 06:49 pm: |
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Yes, I agree. That was a great joke, Cisco. <chuckle>
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DAP1122
Forum Leader
Username: Dap1122
Post Number: 3388
Registered: 05-2008
| | Posted on Monday, June 04, 2012 - 07:14 pm: |
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Cisco, that is a good one!!! Thanks, I needed that today!
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Hostess Rise'
Board Administrator
Username: Rise
Post Number: 17419
Registered: 05-2003
| | Posted on Tuesday, June 05, 2012 - 01:54 pm: |
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LOL cute chicken joke.
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